10 Wild Love Stories that Destined to Go Wrong: Bad Tourist Misadventures In Love And Travel

Traveling the world is a dream for many, an opportunity to explore new cultures, taste exotic flavors, and create unforgettable memories. And while it can be a captivating experience, sometimes love and travel don't mix well. From disastrous romances to hilarious encounters, these bad tourist misadventures in love and travel will make you both cringe and laugh.

1. Lost in Translation

Shannon and Mark, a couple madly in love, set off on their dream vacation to Japan. Excited but unfamiliar with the language, they relied heavily on translation apps and gestures. One evening, the couple decided to have a romantic dinner, but a miscommunication led them to a Japanese horror-themed restaurant instead! Scary costumes, haunted house vibes, and screaming patrons made it a memorable yet terrifying evening, leaving Shannon and Mark questioning the compatibility of their travel choices.

2. The Case of the Misplaced Passport

Lucy and Jake embarked on a backpacking adventure through Southeast Asia. Eager to capture every moment, they documented their journey with countless photos. In a moment of absent-mindedness, Lucy misplaced her passport among the chaotic mess of their hostel room. Panic ensued as they searched frantically while fighting over who was responsible. Eventually, they found the passport hidden under a pile of dirty laundry, but the incident left them both questioning their sanity and the future of their relationship.

Bad Tourist: Misadventures in Love and Travel

by Suzanne Roberts(Kindle Edition)

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3. Beachside Breakup

Alan and Emma, a couple deeply in love, decided to escape their busy lives with a tropical beach getaway. However, the serene atmosphere quickly turned sour when they got into a heated argument about clashing travel preferences. Alan preferred adventure and exploration, while Emma craved relaxation. Unable to find a compromise, they ended up breaking up right there on the sandy shores, surrounded by oblivious tourists - an unforgettable heartbreak in paradise.

4. The Not-So-Romantic Proposal

Michael, eager to surprise his girlfriend Sarah with a romantic proposal, planned a picturesque moment in front of the Eiffel Tower in Paris. Unfortunately, misfortune struck when his nerves got the better of him. As he kneeled down, Michael tripped on a cobblestone, accidentally dropping the ring into a nearby puddle. The gesture that was meant to be unforgettable quickly turned into an awkward and embarrassing situation, leaving Sarah with mixed emotions about both the proposal and their future together.

5. Cultural Clashes and Cuisine Catastrophes

David and Maria, both avid travelers, decided to visit India to explore its vibrant culture and sample its tantalizing cuisine. However, their culinary adventure took a sudden turn when David accidentally mistook insanely spicy curry for a mild one. His face turned red, sweat poured down his forehead, and tears streamed from his eyes. Maria, unable to contain her laughter, accidentally knocked over a bowl of dal onto her lap. The couple's desire to embrace new flavors turned into a chaotic mess, leaving them longing for a taste of familiarity.

6. The Inappropriate Souvenir Incident

Jasmine and Tom explored Thailand's bustling markets, eager to find unique souvenirs for their friends back home. In their naivety, they purchased a hilarious yet highly inappropriate item, not realizing its unintended implications. When they innocently presented the souvenir to their friends, stunned silence filled the room. Laughter erupted soon afterward, but their minor souvenir mishap left Jasmine and Tom mortified, questioning their understanding of cultural differences.

7. The Myth of the Perfect Proposal Location

James, a hopeless romantic, aimed to propose to his girlfriend Lily at a picturesque location in Greece. The couple had envisioned a magical moment overlooking the breathtaking Santorini sunset. Little did they know, a construction project had begun at the exact spot where James planned to pop the question. Instead of a picture-perfect moment, they found themselves amidst the chaos of heavy machinery and workers. Their dream proposal turned into a comical disaster, but their love prevailed despite the unexpected circumstances.

8. The Lost Luggage Saga

Oliver and Sophia, excited for their honeymoon in Bali, eagerly packed their luggage for a romantic getaway. However, they experienced the ultimate travel nightmare – lost luggage. Their bags, filled with carefully planned outfits and essential belongings, went missing during a layover. Forced to wear mismatched outfits and relying on borrowed toiletries, their dream vacation turned into a disheveled adventure. Despite the unexpected setback, Oliver and Sophia faced their misfortune with a smile, reminding themselves that love conquers over missing clothing items.

9. Maps, Meltdowns, and Missed Flights

Anna and William embarked on an ambitious backpacking trip across Europe. Armed with a well-marked map, they believed navigating foreign cities would be a breeze. They were wrong. Lost in translation, they found themselves zigzagging through narrow alleyways, arguing over directions, and even missing a few flights due to their navigational meltdowns. Their adventurous spirit and relationship were put to the test; however, they soon realized that getting lost together brought them closer.

10. The Nightmare Airbnb

Alice and Max booked what seemed like a dream Airbnb in Italy, surrounded by stunning vineyards and picturesque landscapes. Reality struck when they arrived at the location and found an entirely different scene. The beautiful images they saw online vastly contrasted the dilapidated, run-down property they faced. Broken furniture, peeling paint, and strange noises made them question their judgment and communication skills. Although the accommodation was a disaster, they learned to appreciate the breathtaking beauty of Italy outside their dreadful temporary home.

These bad tourist misadventures in love and travel demonstrate that even the most well-intentioned romantic journeys can take unexpected turns. While these stories may seem disastrous at the time, they become cherished memories in hindsight. They remind us that love and travel, just like life, are unpredictable and can often lead to the most unexpected and hilarious situations.

So, the next time you embark on a romantic adventure, be prepared for the unexpected, embrace the chaos, and cherish the memories, even if they include lost passports, cultural mishaps, and the occasional breakup on a sandy beach!

Bad Tourist: Misadventures in Love and Travel

by Suzanne Roberts(Kindle Edition)

4.3 out of 5

Language	:	English
File size	:	946 KB
Text-to-Speech	:	Enabled
Screen Reader	:	Supported
Enhanced typesetting	:	Enabled
Word Wise	:	Enabled
Print length	:	272 pages
Lending	:	Enabled

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2021 Independent Publisher Book Awards, Gold Medal Winner 
2021 National Indie Excellent Awards Finalist 
2020 Bronze Award for Travel Book or Guide from the North American Travel Journalists Association 
2020 Bronze Winner for Travel in the Foreword INDIES

Both a memoir in travel essays and an anti-guidebook, Bad Tourist takes us across four continents to fifteen countries, showing us what not to do when traveling. A woman learning to claim her own desires and adventures, Suzanne Roberts encounters lightning and landslides, sharks and piranha-infested waters, a nightclub drugging, burning bodies, and brief affairs as she searches for the love of her life and finally herself.

Throughout her travels Roberts tries hard not to be a bad tourist, but owing to her cultural blind spots, things don’t always go as planned. Fearlessly confessional, shamelessly funny, and wholly unapologetic, Roberts offers a refreshingly honest account of the joys and absurdities of confronting new landscapes and cultures, as well as new versions of herself. Raw, bawdy, and self-effacing, Bad Tourist is a journey packed with delights and surprises—both of the greater world and of the mysterious workings of the heart.